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REVIEW: Hershey’s Milklicious Kisses
How would you respond if I asked, “Would you like a Milklicious Kiss?” I imagine you’d recoil in disgust and scream, “No!” What if I told you a “Milklicious Kiss” was the newest variety of Hershey’s...
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REVIEW: Little Debbie Nutty Bars Ice Cream Bars
Little Debbie is getting a little too big for her britches. A snack cake empire just wasn’t enough for Big Deb. Now she’s taking over the ice cream and cereal game too. If a chocolate treat is sold in...
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REVIEW: Wendy’s Grilled Chicken Ranch Wrap
For a minute there it was a wrap on fast food wraps. Sure, you could easily get sixty-four wrap-adjacent offerings at Taco Bell or wrap-ish Gyros at Arby’s, but the rest of the wraps got scrapped....
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REVIEW: Dunkin’ Turtle Signature Latte
A wise man once said, “I like turtles.” Who could argue with that? Not I. Whether it be the living, breathing reptiles or those of the Teenage Mutant Ninja persuasion, they’re all cool with me....
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REVIEW: Lay’s Wavy Cuban Sandwich Potato Chips
Lay’s Wavy Cuban Sandwich chips went down so easily that I’m already thinking about Havana-nother bag. Let’s just go ahead and move on from the pun, ok? We all see it. It’s not going anywhere. Havana,...
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REVIEW: Burger King Spider-Verse Whopper
Burger King, Burger King Get a load of this burger thing, Crimson bun, Whopper-sized, Order with a side of fries, Look out! Here’s the… New “Spider-verse” Whopper. Yeah, that ended with a whimper....
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REVIEW: Sonic Strawberry Shortcake Snowball Slush Float
Sonic sells Strawberry Shortcake Snowball Slush Floats now, and I gotta tell you, they’re a mouthful. Sonic. Sells. Strawberry. Shortcake. Snowball. Slush. Floats. Yeah, that’s literally a mouthful....
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REVIEW: Burger King Fiery Nuggets
After multiple tries, Burger King is once again throwing its paper crown into the spicy nugget ring. Will it finally strike while the iron is hot, or will it flame out again? Spicy chicken is nothing...
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REVIEW: Dunkin’ Wraps Chorizo & Egg
I owe Dunkin’ a bit of an apology. Last year when it changed its app’s rewards program, I threw a full-blown hissy fit. “What do you mean I won’t ‘earn’ free coffees as often as I used to?! Wahhh, I’m...
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REVIEW: Sonic Aloha Tropical Colada Slush
I’ve been on a slush kick since Free Slurpee Day at 7-Eleven. It was the first slush-style drink I’d had in what felt like years, and something inside of me reawakened. I made up for that lost time in...
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REVIEW: Taco Bell Shredded Beef Grilled Cheese Dipping Taco
Have you heard about this new lawsuit against Taco Bell? Some dude is suing the company because he says it deceives customers, stating the product is nothing like the advertising. I just wanna go on...
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REVIEW: Starbucks Summer Remix Iced Chai Tea Latte with Matcha Cream Cold Foam
I’ve been having a rough go with the Starbucks app lately. It’s completely my fault, but I just can’t seem to grasp its payment options. It’s like my brain resets after every order I successfully get...
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REVIEW: Snyder’s of Hanover Limited Edition Oktoberfest Rings
I once watched this movie… I don’t remember the exact name, but it was about a ring. These two small dudes and a schizophrenic frog-man were climbing a mountain, and then they had to throw their...
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REVIEW: Spicy Queso Funyuns
I once played this video game… I don’t remember the exact name, but the object was to find as many golden rings as possible. This furry blue dude ran around collecting them so that he could eventually...
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